Sunday, January 31, 2010

Doggie Style

These two guys are carpooling home from work one day. Traffic is barely
crawling along and they are both a bit bored.

So the driver is looking around and suddenly he points at two dogs
having sex on someone's front lawn.

"Look," he shouts "What are the those dogs doing? Are they fighting?"

The passenger, being a man of the world, replies "They are having sex.
Don't tell me that you have never had sex doggie style before?".

The driver, a bit embarrassed, admits that he has never had sex doggie
style.

So the passenger says "You have to try it. It's pretty cool. Here's what
you do. Tonight when you get home, fix your wife a margarita and then
suggest that you want to try this new sexual position."

The driver thinks a bit and then decides he will give it a try.

So the next morning, the two commuters are back in the car and the
passenger asks "Well. How did it go?"

To which the driver replies "It was great. But it took me 6 Margaritas
just to get her on the front lawn.!!!"

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